Already Bored

Boring-Ass Pilsner

ABV

5%

Available to go

No

Already bored of this? I mean, we just started. Literally three sentences in, and you’re already out there daydreaming about what it would be like if you picked up crocheting again but for real this time. Like, gonna open an Etsy store, you know, the real deal. Moral of the story, boredom is easy to come by these days. Look away from a screen for 2 seconds and *BOOM* it hits ya. BOREDOM.   Introducing your cure to boredom, Already Bored, a Boring-Ass Pilsner brewed with one of the most boring malts, Czech barley, and then hopped with a couple of the most lackluster hops you could think of Saphir and Hersbrucker. Exhaustingly clean and crisp, with notes of disinteresting fresh baked bread, blasé wildflower honey, hardly exciting zesty herbs and spices with a dullingly smooth bitterness.   Not only does this Boring-Ass Pilsner monotonously sway upon your tongue, but each can in the four-pack holds a way for you to escape your boredom, if not just for a moment. Challenge your brain powers to complete the adventure of, an annoyingly difficult maze, figure out an adult style connect the dots, test your beer/Modist knowledge with a daringly laborious crossword puzzle, and channel your inner Dora and complete a word search.   Just in time to escape reality while you spend time with your boring ass family over the holidays, Already Bored will be releasing in the taproom on Saturday, November 30th and hitting stores the following week (beginning Monday, December 2nd). Check back here on the 2nd for the full delivery details.   Think you got what it takes to conquer your boredom? The first person to post all four puzzles complete before the answers are posted on December 9th will win some super cool (probably boring) prizes! Simply post on one of the social medias, tag us in the post and images, and then use #AlreadyBored! Extra props for any extra words found in the word search. Good luck.  


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