November 18, 2019
Already Bored?
Already bored of this? I mean, we just started. Literally three sentences in, and you’re already out there daydreaming about what it would be like if you picked up crocheting again but for real this time. Like, gonna open an Etsy store, you know, the real deal. Moral of the story, boredom is easy to come by these days. Look away from a screen for 2 seconds and *BOOM* it hits ya. BOREDOM.
Introducing your cure to boredom, Already Bored, a Boring-Ass Pilsner brewed with one of the most boring malts, Czech barley, and then hopped with a couple of the most lackluster hops you could think of Saphir and Hersbrucker. Exhaustingly clean and crisp, with notes of disinteresting fresh baked bread, blasé wildflower honey, hardly exciting zesty herbs and spices with a dullingly smooth bitterness.
Not only does this Boring-Ass Pilsner monotonously sway upon your tongue, but each can in the four-pack holds a way for you to escape your boredom, if not just for a moment. Challenge your brain powers to complete the adventure of, an annoyingly difficult maze, figure out an adult style connect the dots, test your beer/Modist knowledge with a daringly laborious crossword puzzle, and channel your inner Dora and complete a word search.
Just in time to escape reality while you spend time with your boring ass family over the holidays, Already Bored will be releasing in the taproom on Saturday, November 30th and hitting stores the following week (beginning Monday, December 2nd). Check back here on the 2nd for the full delivery details.
Think you got what it takes to conquer your boredom? The first person to post all four puzzles complete before the answers are posted on December 9th will win some super cool (probably boring) prizes! Simply post on one of the social medias, tag us in the post and images, and then use #AlreadyBored! Extra props for any extra words found in the word search. Good luck.
| Liquor Store | Delivery Day |
| Apple Valley Liquor 1 Cedar | Tuesday |
| Apple Valley Liquor 3 Pilot Knob | Tuesday |
| Blue Max Liquors | Tuesday |
| Cheers Bloomington | Tuesday |
| Edina Liquor 50thFrance | Tuesday |
| Edina Liquor Grandview | Tuesday |
| Edina Liquor Southdale | Tuesday |
| EP 1 Liquor 78th Street | Tuesday |
| EP 2 Liquor Den Road | Tuesday |
| EP 3 Liquor PC Drive | Tuesday |
| France 44 | Tuesday |
| Hi 5 Liquor | Tuesday |
| Hy Vee Shakopee | Tuesday |
| Lakeville Liquors 1 Heritage | Tuesday |
| Lakeville Liquors 3 Galaxy | Tuesday |
| Lakeville Liquors 4 Kenrich | Tuesday |
| MGM Chaska | Tuesday |
| Richfield Liquor 65th & Lyndale | Tuesday |
| Savage Wine and Spirits | Tuesday |
| Sids Discount Liquors Bloomington | Tuesday |
| The Vintage Chanhassen | Tuesday |
| Top 10 Chanhassen | Tuesday |
| Total Wine-Bloomington | Tuesday |
| Total Wine-Burnsville | Tuesday |
| Total Wine-Chanhassen | Tuesday |
| Haskell’s Maple Grove | Wednesday |
| Hy Vee Brooklyn Park | Wednesday |
| Hy Vee Maple Grove | Wednesday |
| Hy Vee New Hope | Wednesday |
| Hy Vee Plymouth | Wednesday |
| Knollwood Liquor | Wednesday |
| Kowalski’s Excelsior | Wednesday |
| Lakeridge Wine Golden Valley | Wednesday |
| Lakeside Wine and Spirits | Wednesday |
| Liquor Barrel Golden Valley | Wednesday |
| Liquor Boy | Wednesday |
| MGM Hopkins | Wednesday |
| MGM Maple Grove | Wednesday |
| MGM Minnetonka | Wednesday |
| MGM Plymouth | Wednesday |
| MGM St. Louis Park | Wednesday |
| Princeton’s Liquor | Wednesday |
| Tonka Bottle Shop | Wednesday |
| Top 10 Andover | Wednesday |
| Total Wine-Maple Grove | Wednesday |
| Total Wine-Minnetonka | Wednesday |
| Vinifera | Wednesday |
| Wayzata Wine and Spirits | Wednesday |
| Westwood Liquors | Wednesday |
| 1010 Washington Wine & Spirits | Thursday |
| Central Ave Liquors | Thursday |
| Elevated Minneapolis | Thursday |
| Falls Liquor | Thursday |
| Franklin Nicollet Liquor | Thursday |
| Fridley Liquor 57th | Thursday |
| Haskell’s Downtown | Thursday |
| Hennepin Lake Liquor | Thursday |
| Hums Liquor | Thursday |
| Ken and Norms | Thursday |
| Lake Wine and Spirits | Thursday |
| Lowry Hill Liquors | Thursday |
| Lunds & Byerly’s Downtown | Thursday |
| Lunds & Byerly’s St Louis Park | Thursday |
| McDonald’s | Thursday |
| MGM Calhoun | Thursday |
| North Loop Wine & Spirits | Thursday |
| Ombibulous | Thursday |
| Robbinsdale Wine and Spirits | Thursday |
| Sentyrz | Thursday |
| South Lyndale Liquors | Thursday |
| Stinson | Thursday |
| Surdyk’s | Thursday |
| Top 10 St Louis Park | Thursday |
| Top Valu 1 Central Ave | Thursday |
| Top Valu 2 37th Ave | Thursday |
| Zipps | Thursday |
| Ale Jail | Friday |
| Cellars Shoreview | Friday |
| Haskell’s Woodbury | Friday |
| Liquor Barrel Mahtomedi | Friday |
| Liquor Barrel Mendota Heights | Friday |
| Liquor Barrel St Paul | Friday |
| Marshall Liquor | Friday |
| Merwin’s Falcon Heights | Friday |
| MGM Eagan | Friday |
| Midway Liquor | Friday |
| Rosemount Liquor | Friday |
| Scotts Liquor | Friday |
| The Little Wine Shoppe | Friday |
| Total Wine-Eagan | Friday |
| Total Wine-Roseville | Friday |
| Total Wine-Woodbury | Friday |
| Mount Royal Bottle Shop | Duluth |