April 1, 2025
Modist Hard Milk
Modist Hard Milk: Because Our Milk Can Beat Up Your Milk
At Modist, we’re no strangers to innovation. We’ve reimagined beer, pushed the limits of what’s possible, and now we’re taking on a new frontier: milk. That’s right—introducing Modist Hard Milk, a 5% ABV dairy-based beverage that’s sweet, creamy, and just a little bit… protein-y?
Hard Milk is real, it’s on tap in our taproom today only, and you can come try it for yourself.
Crafted with only the finest milk from America’s heartland, Modist Hard Milk is what happens when you take the question “What’s better than water?” and run way too far with it. It’s booze. It’s milk. It’s both.
So if you’ve ever dreamed of a world where milk could kick beer’s ass—this is your moment. Swing by, grab a pour, and raise a glass to dairy dominance.
#OurMilkCanBeatUpYourMilk