
April 16, 2025
The Cloud Watching Competition
A Sport for the Sneaky and the Swift
You heard right. We turned cloud watching into a full-blown competitive sport.
And no, it’s not about lying in a field naming shapes like “sad dinosaur” or “angry bean dad.” This is Cloud Hiding. Cloud Finding. Head-to-head. One-on-one. Best-of-three. Bracket style. And yeah—there are prizes.
☁️ What the Hell Is This?
The Cloud Watching Competition is a fast-paced 1v1 sport that’s part stealth, part sprint, and part psychological warfare.
Here’s how it works:
- Each player selects a cloud from a provided set (or bring your own—size rules apply).
- Clouds are hidden in each player’s designated zone. Hiding happens in the open, at the same time, in front of everyone. You’ve got 45 seconds.
- Once hidden, players sprint to their opponent’s side to find their cloud.
- First one to find and raise it to the sky wins the round.
- Best 2 out of 3 moves on in the bracket.
Simple? Sure. Easy? Absolutely not.
🕵️♀️ Decoys, Mind Games, and Mayhem
Each player is allowed three decoys per match. Use them wisely—they stay in play until found.
Here’s the catch:
- Each decoy costs you 10 seconds of search time after hiding.
- You can only use each decoy once per opponent.
- Decoys reset with each new matchup.
Distraction is part of the game. Confuse. Misdirect. Get weird with it.
🧑⚖️ The Judges
We’re keeping things tight and fair with three judges:
- Head Judge: Stationed center field. Final call on disputes. Settles ties.
- Side Judges (2): One per side, watching the players in their zones and confirming valid cloud finds.
They see everything. Don’t try to get clever unless you’re clever enough to pull it off.
🗓️ Day-Of Details
📅 Saturday, April 19
📍 Modist’s Warehouse
🕛 Schedule:
- 12:00–1:00 pm – Free Play + Onsite Registration (First-come, first-served until brackets are full)
- 1:00–3:00 pm – Tournament Play
Each round, players swap sides. Coin toss decides who chooses their starting side. Round 3 (if necessary) will return to your original side from Round 1.
All materials provided, but feel free to BYOC (Bring Your Own Cloud) as long as it’s:
- Between 2×2” and 4×4”
- Initialed on the back
- Not alive, sentient, or plotting anything
🏆 The Prizes
Winners take home some real-world rewards:
- 🥇 1st Place: $100 Modist gift card
- 🥈 2nd Place: $50 Modist gift card
- 🥉 3rd & 4th: Free beverage of your choice
And the sweet, sweet honor of being crowned the most cloud-minded human in the tournament.
💥 Show Up. Cloud Up.
This isn’t a joke. This isn’t a drill. This is a no-holds-barred, real-ass competition for those with a sharp eye, a sneaky hand, and a burning desire to hide and seek some damn clouds.
See you in the fog.
☁️💨⚔️